Collected Book Quotes: Simon vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda

In this post, you’ll find quotes collected from Becky Albertalli’s book “Simon vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda” including page numbers.

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In this post, you’ll find quotes collected from Becky Albertalli’s book “Simon vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda” including page numbers.


“People really are like houses with vast rooms and tiny windows.”
— Simon vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda [293]


“[…] the longer you sit with some shit, the harder it is to talk about.”
— Simon vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda [285]


“I’ve always thought of myself as nosy, but I guess I’m just nosy about stupid stuff.”
— Simon vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda [211]


“Being secure in your masculinity isn’t the same as being straight.”
— Simon vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda [65]


“[…] sometimes it seems like everyone knows who I am except me.”
— Simon vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda [59]


“I’m tired of coming out. All I ever do is come out. I try not to change, but I keep changing, in all these tiny ways. […] And every freaking time, I have to reintroduce myself to the universe all over again.”
— Simon vs. The Homo sapiens Agenda [56]


“It’s like they have this idea of me, and whenever I step outside of that, it blows their minds. There’s something so embarrassing about that in a way I can’t even describe.”
— Simon vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda [54]


“[…] there’s this hazy middle ground between laughing at someone and laughing with someone.”
—Simon vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda [33-34]


“Nothing is worse than the secret humiliation of being insulted by proxy.”
— Simon vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda – Page 24


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